Note: The recent downturn in the economy has presented challenges that require Squelch's to change their philosophy to one that benefits their society. Read on, Kapitalatist Komrade!
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is SQUELCH's right
for US?

Do we have problems?
(well, other than that one...)

Well, so do you.

Do you find yourselves asking yourselves:
"Is there something else we could do with ourselves?"

Well, maybe there is, but maybe there isn't.

We're sleeping, Amerika!
We do not realize that we are KAPITALATISTS.
 We miss you. Where hast thou gone, O my buyers? Dost thou not seek succor, borne up in the bosoms of our healing balls?

Let's face it.
This scene is still a joke.
You have a right to be outraged. Squelch's spent all their money, but what have they given society in return?
Absolute zero.


was it The Answer?

No, the beginning again. You are the buyers.
You support the society you want by what you pay for.

By listening to Squelch's you are participating as buyers for the spenders of all time.

Right now we are already creating the product of our society.

As you buy to plant the fruit, and we spend all our time to labor, then and only then will we realize the fruits of our labor.


thus,
You are no longer the product.


How will Squelch's (from Dallas) help us konform to Kapitalatist ideals?

Kapitalatism, BTW, is the democratization of money.

You will be the money.

By huddling in these 10 simple tents, we will cradle ourselves in the collective warmth of our chosen class.

The List:
1. Everyone is exciting.
2. You are the most boring person you will ever meet.
3. You need someone to teach you who you already are.
4. This scene is still a joke.
5. People are something to laugh about.
6. We think, but we're not.
7. We don't do it because we want to.
8. You believe your class is the most important one. So do we.
9. If you are the money, honey, we are the time.
10. Can I get a Dr. Pepper? This tastes like Diet Coke.

 

 

 

So is Squelch's right for us?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AMERIKAN KAPITALATISTS, UNTIE!

 

This message was created for you by "Amerikans for Kapitalatism", a non-non-profit society of two opposite, yet equal classes.